"I have a friend of a friend who has a colleague who is the wife of an MP, recently elected. She dem suay, she say."
"Not happy to be an MP's wife?"
"She's quite stylo one. Likes to dress up, look good, but now she says her husband, the MP must vet her clothes."
"She say the other day she was trying on a dress. It was supposed to be s tight-fitting dress, but she thought maybe too sexy so she got a slightly looser, larger size. Her husband told her to get one more size bigger! She was thinking, 'wah liao! then I look like I'm wearing a sack lah!' Sibei chum."
"So MP's wife cannot look sexy one ah?"
"Well, then that explains the PM's wife lah?"